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Straight up milk. You don’t put anything in it. You don’t even put in strawberry stuff or chocolate stuff or ANYTHING.
Stop drinking normal milk! What are you a criminal?!
Abby Normal is a singer/guitarist/bassist from Salisbury, North Carolina. He started playing bass with Maniac Spider Trash in 1993, played bass for Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13, and released a solo project in 1997 called "Midnight Creature Feature Picture Show." He also founded The Graveyard Boulevard with ex-Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13 members Seaweed and Sicko Zero. Abby Normal is currently busy with plans to reunite and tour with the Frankenstein Drag Queens Fraom Planet 13.
Abby Normal is a nice guy who appreciates his fans.
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Conversations involving topics of a socially acceptable median.
Billy: "Hey Jimmy, hows your family?"
Jimmy: "They are doing good, hows everything with you and yours?
Billy: "Great, they are Great! Did you like the new Star Wars?"
Jimmy: "Hell Ya, what did you think Bill!?"
Normal Conversation being defined by Majority, Majority of individuals perseption of avarage conversation.
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What a girl says to a guy when they don't want to offend him because he is secretly weird as hell.
You seem normal.
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A form of gaslight to invaludate your need to reverse an abnormal situation. It's to prevent you to fight to get your freedom back.
The covid 19 restrictions on your breathing, freedom to go out, see your loved ones, work, choose medical interventions freely... Are not temporary to flatter the curve. This is the new normal. Give up your human rights, body autonomy, and children. Accept segregation with the vaccine passport (it's not racist this time, but for profits, so it's ok.)
The government are dictators now, it's for your own good because you're too stupid to do self care and must be blamed for everything, welcome to the new world order.
Obey or die.
Covid is of the common cold family virus, with 99% chances of survival. But feel terror and obey us. Don't take cold medicine or grandma's bone broth soup, take the vaccine and if it doesn't work let yourself die so we can scare people into obedience with manipulated statistics and alarmust predictions, and asymptomatic cases.
This abnormal painful torture isn't going back to the abusive dark ages, this is the new normal. Accept it without fighting back for freedom.
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if you are not too thin and not too fat, then you have a normal weight. an amount of 'normal weight' kilos depends on you height and age. if you are grown up (18 y.o.+) and you need to know your perfect (desirable) weight you need to subtract 110 from your height in cm., the answer means your normal weight.
you can also use the body mass index calculator to calculate your body mass index (or BMI - google it) to recheck my results.
Person 1: My height is 5''7 and my weight is 133 pounds. Should lose some weight? I look pudgy!
Person 2: No! You have a normal weight!
Girl: My height is 164cm. and my weight is 65 kilos. Feel its rising! Is it ok?
Girl's BFF: It's ok, but you really should lose at least 10 kilos to reach your normal weight. Or you are going to look like shit in a couple years! Look at Jessica Simpson! Do you wanna look like that???
Girl: Oh gosh, of course I don't! I'll do my fucking best to avoid it!
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Physically awkward being. Has difficulties surrounding recognition and awareness of their limbs in space. Often walks into stationary objects, drops and smashes mugs, trips over their own face, or just falls over for no apparent reason. Has a bizarre looking overall appearance, can often look like they've been hit by a fast-moving vehicle. Own very few shreds of dignity and peers have no respect for them. Typically antisocial (the person who would make no effort to talk or make eye contact with you over lunch or dinner in the canteen). Maths geek. Talking to or associating with them immediately lowers any sort of social class you may have once possessed. The guy whose girlfriend would beat him in an arm wrestle. Anti-normal.
*Andy walks in*
Peer 1: "Hey Andy"
Peer 2: "What are you doing? Don't talk to him, he's anti-normal."
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