Random
Source Code
Random
When you tuck in your cock and balls where they come out the back the hop around
Jerry got naked and did the running deer at the party last night.
A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.
You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there
Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable
:The result:
Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"
When a man gets back from hunting a twelve point buck and cuts the antlers off and shuves it up his wifes asshole to impale her and then stick his dick in her mouth while she is laying on a bed and its only done to where it looks like a retarted deer with antlers
I just did the deers antler on my wife last night
When a man masturbates inside of a John Deere tractor, ejaculating on the deer badge in the middle of the steering wheel.
'Have you seen Sam recently?'
'Yeah he's in the tractor shooting the deer.'
lulu harrington’s nick name for being lost in school
lulu harrington is a little deer lost in head lights
The name of the group participating in a lucky pierre. When one man is fucking someone of any gender while another man fucks him in the ass.
Deer stacking sure is fun, but man is my ass is sore.
Is when you go hunting and you don't you just drink beer
It's the second week of deer camp and all the guys are here we never go out we just play cards and never shoot snow deer the only time we leave the camp is when we go for beer