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The act of telling people what they want to hear to get your way then totally fucking them afterward.
One guy to another. Yeah dude, I was with my girl last night and was trying to get a little brown eye. She didn't want to do it so I told her I would only put the head in. When she got on her hands and knees I jammed it in to the hilt.
Damn sounds like you pulled an Obama.
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An acronym for
One
Big
Ass
Mistake
America
Dude bombing Russia would be OBAMA
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O.B.A.M.A
One Big Ass Mistake America
In 2008, the American people elected a BIG ass retard, Obama for the 44th president.... Thanks Demicraps
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VERB. To talk grandly for hours about a future move you are going to make, then making the move and upon realizing it is completely wrong, blaming it on someone else (opposite party)."
Sam: "Oh my gosh, we were playing team rummikub the other night and my partner fred totally obama'd this massive move and made me take all the blame."
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A nigga that did something no one thought would be possible. And did what a lot of people thought he would do as soon as he got into office. And will not do what a lot of other nigga and mexican were hoping he would do.
Obama just became president. And he is already fucking up. That what you get for trusting a nigga. When is going to legalize weed???
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a mindless idiot who promises "change" but never reveals it is for the worse. likes to send more troops to the middle east, likes to believe that a terroist attempt in michigan is no big deal really, and likes to tax the rich as well as the poor even though the poor are too poor to realize what a grand mistake America has made in choosing their new leader.
Tom: "yo, i heard obama is going to end the war, bring down taxes, give free health care to those in need, and pretty much make the United States a better place to live in!"
Joe: "yeup.... he promised a lot of things indeed..."
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Oprah Winfrey's pass to sleep in the Lincoln bedroom;
Kenyan born (according to his grandmother from Kenya) US President, with muslim father and stepfather and multitudes of siblings from different mothers. First non native born US president of muslim background who vacations alot and can dance the hula.
Fred likes to Obama. In other words, Fred goes on vacation a lot and dances the hula.
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