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Counter-offensive

A counter-offensive is the term used by the military to describe large scale, usually strategic offensive operations by forces that had successfully halted an enemy's offensive, while occupying defensive positions.

offense,offensive - the action of attacking an enemy.

Counter-offensive - armed force stopping an enemy offensive

by DImmortal April 24, 2009


Start the offense

Starting process of running different plays to try and score points against a woman you think is attractive….in hope to get her number or gmail

man 1: shorty is very attractive

Man 2: bro you better start the offense while she here

Man 1: you right bro, imma start the offense before she leaves

by bsssen April 27, 2025


offensive humour

Hate speech / sensitive subjects with a punchline.

Hey man you like offensive humour?
Racist jokes or 9/11?
Racist 9/11 jokes!

by Loogs October 10, 2022


Offense

Annoyance or resentment brought about by a perceived insult to or disregard for oneself or one's standards or principles.

John: So, I named my dog 5 miles
Adam: Why?
John: So I can say I walk 5 miles
Adam: Clever
John: *goes silent for a minute* But today I ran over 5 miles.
(Lets pretend I defined this word *Offense* Its juss dark humor)

by Sub_To_"Nolea_lol"_On_YouTube October 12, 2020


Offense

Facts don't care about you feelings

Hym "Again... My offense at the whore fucking that retard and the retard subsequently being brought women so no. Do the trans people offense matter to you? No. The only offense that matters to you is your own and it's only because you're not willing to not be the arbiter of superiority. Shill for the matriarchy or at least don't disparage it... Or else we get to take everything from you because freedom is doing what I want you to do..."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2023


Offense

No. It's not a matter of offense.

Hym "No, you're using the word 'offense' to try to frame my reaction as hypocrisy and you're doing it to justify your own behavior. 'I'm doing this because you have a stance on "offense" that I disagree with, therefore, I'm allowed to "offend" you as much as I want. Because if you get offended the you're a hypocrite and my position is validated.' That's what you're really doing and your doing it because you're not smart enough to actually win the argument. Or even actually agrue you point. You're brains are dumb and mine are smart... And extra fuildy... But yeah... The only correlation between intelligence and gas station work is an inverse one."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023


Offensive Rebound

A person who rebound off their rebound with who they were originally rebounding from

A guy Matt rebounds from Susan with Hannah but then performs an offensive rebound from Hannah with Susan.

by MORMONCOCK May 01, 2019