street theater

A manufactured commotion meant to distract.

Well, officer, there was a little street theater, and when I looked down, my bag was gone.

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Street Chocolate

Poop, Crap, Shit, Fecal Matter left out on the street by bad pet owners or the homeless. Also a good name for a band.

A city with excess street chocolate has terrible citizens.

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Street Joke

Jokes that are characterized by lack of comedic author, a usually cheesy or "punny" punchline, and prevalence throughout most populations. Their simplicity and general appeal to most people allows for rapid passing along. Most "joke books" are collections of street jokes.

Although acceptable in public social situations, comedians are often shunned for any use of them, as it is seen as lazy and unoriginal.

A: "Don't you recognize me from the movies?"
B: "What?"
A: "Yeah, I go there every Saturday!"
B: "HAHAHA."
C: "That street joke just gave me diarrhea."

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platinum in the streets

when your music is respected in the streets. you don't need to be street, but you need to be respected to be platinum in the streets

6ix9ine isn't platinum in the streets because he's not respected in the streets

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Street Nigga

A Nigga who is from the streets, or raised in the streets, a Nigga that's a thug and that done did street shit and crimes, and illegal shit.

21 Savage is a Street Nigga he really about that action.

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street degree

The knowledge you gain from the school of hard knocks; "common sense" derived from experiencing the vicissitudes of urban social interactions.

To believe (the boyfriend who treats you bad isn't cheating on you), or not to believe, that is the question; it just takes a street degree. - Pebbles, "Girlfriend"

Street Fart

When you are driving somewhere and smell a fart but realize it is some stank smell emanating from the streets and going through your air vents. So then you try and make the air vents recycle air instead and come to another realization that the fart smell that entered your car in the first place is now just recycling back into the same air. So then you shut off the air all together and yet again realize that the faster you drive the more air comes in even though the vents are shut off. Damn it that really grinds my gears.

Me: The fuck, did you just fart?

Person: Nah man that shits coming from outside.

Me: Ah shit your right, I mean we are driving on the New Jersey turnpike which is known for having street farts.