Another common misconception. PMS does NOT exist. There have like. Actually been studies.
A woman's hormones are not going crazy when she's on her period.
Girl: You're an idiot!
Boy: Lolz r u PMSin?
Girl: ...You're an idiot!
A 3-letter excuse for a woman to act like a total bitch, even if they've passed menopause.
Dan: Why are you being such a bitch?
Ash: It's my time of the month!
Dan: But you're a guy.
Another victim of PMS.
An attractive person. i.e. someone you'd go home with before you get too sauced to care. The other end of the scale is a 4 AM, which is reserved for the last-chance stragglers.
"You gonna rock that beauty?"
"I'm buying her snacks, Broseph--that one's a PM"
PMS = Pack Mule Syndrome
Pack Mule Syndrome is a condition that comes from shopping with your wife or girl friend and you get to carry all the crap they buy!
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S yndrome
"'Hi! How are you?" "FUCK OFF!!!!!"
"I'm PMS-ing." "no way! Me too!" "Omigosh! Flow sisters!"
(n)Time of the year where girls go chaotic
(v) Get pissed off
1.) Sally can't swim due to her PMS
2.) OMG ur PMSing Sally