PMS

Punish Men Severly!!!!!!!!!

Girl: NAG NAG NAG, BITCH BITCH BITCH
Man: OH NO!! PMS!! RUN AWAY!!!!
*jumps behind a bush*

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PMS

Another common misconception. PMS does NOT exist. There have like. Actually been studies.

A woman's hormones are not going crazy when she's on her period.

Girl: You're an idiot!
Boy: Lolz r u PMSin?
Girl: ...You're an idiot!

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PMS

A 3-letter excuse for a woman to act like a total bitch, even if they've passed menopause.

Dan: Why are you being such a bitch?

Ash: It's my time of the month!

Dan: But you're a guy.

Another victim of PMS.

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PM

An attractive person. i.e. someone you'd go home with before you get too sauced to care. The other end of the scale is a 4 AM, which is reserved for the last-chance stragglers.

"You gonna rock that beauty?"
"I'm buying her snacks, Broseph--that one's a PM"

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PMS

Permanent menstrual syndrome

My girl is such a bitch, she suffers from PMS.

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PMS

PMS = Pack Mule Syndrome

PMS = Pack Mule Syndrome

Pack Mule Syndrome is a condition that comes from shopping with your wife or girl friend and you get to carry all the crap they buy!

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PMS

P issed at
M en
S yndrome

"'Hi! How are you?" "FUCK OFF!!!!!"
"I'm PMS-ing." "no way! Me too!" "Omigosh! Flow sisters!"

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