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A small town in New Jersey that does exist.
It is small, and has unusual rules.
People from Winfield Park are either extremely unusual, or super awesome. Sometimes even both.
P1: That kid was from Winfield Park.
P2: ....That explains a lot.
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The art of farting in a location, leaving the location and returning minutes even sometimes hours later to the smell of the fart still going strong.
Scottie parked a fart today in the car on the way to the gas station. We stopped to pump gas, went inside and I got a coffee and he got some smokes. When we got back in the car it still smelled like ass.
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A popular show created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Based off of a cartoon they made in college, The Spirit Of Christmas, it has become popular with many 15-26 year olds in the last 8 years. In the past half-decade adolescent pre-teens and degenerates began to watch, imitate and sue, similar to MTV's Jackass stunt show. The show, currently airing Wednesdays on Comedy Central, is ulitimately a big middle finger to society's ignorance and utter stupidity, mixing political and pop culture jokes with vulgarity.
South Park is one of the best shows of the nineties, along with Seinfeld.
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Overbrook Park is a neighborhood behind the West Philadelphia section of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States. It was founded around the 1940s on the site of a former farm. For a long time, it had a large Jewish population. It used to have one Orthodox synagogue and one Conservative synagogue. Most of the Jews have moved across City Line Avenue (U.S. 1) into neighboring Penn Wynne in Lower Merion Township. The Jewish community of both sides of the border are considered to be one unit and are connected by an eruv, a wire attached to the telephone and electric poles which allows religious Jews to carry things on Shabbat. The Orthodox Congregation Beth Hamedrosh was founded in 1958 as a branch of Beth Hamedrosh HaGadol in West Philadelphia by Jews fleeing from West Philadelphia. It was first housed in a storefront on Haverford Avenue until they moved into their building of 47 years in 1960 at 7505 Brookhaven Road. In 2000, they purchased a new site in Penn Wynne. Following the sale of their property, they started to use the funds for the construction of a new building on the new site which was completed in the end of May, 2007. In the mean time, they were renting the old building from the new owner, a Black Hebrew congregation. On March 11, 2007, they moved to a temporary site in a former kosher restaurant site on Haverford Avenue where they remained until they moved into the new site in Penn Wynne on May 31, 2007.The Building that housed Beth Hamedrosh is now Temple Kefarym, A black hebrew Congregation. The Conservative Congregation Beth T'fillah, founded in 1948, closed down in the Fall of 2006 and merged with Adath Israel in Merion, Lower Merion Township due a lack of sufficient membership. The building that housed Beth T'fillah is now Overbrook Park Church of Christ. The only organized Jewish establishments in Overbrook Park that remain are a kosher pizza store, a kosher bakery, a kosher fish and produce store, and a kosher bagel store, all centered around City Line Avenue and Haverford Avenue in a shopping center and across the street. The demographic transformation in Overbrook Park over the past few decades has been astounding. In 1990, figures showed the population to be over 90% white. In the mid 1990s, the neighborhood started to become majority black. By 2000, the neighborhood's population had become nearly 60% black.
Overbrook Park West Philly
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NOUN: An individual who walks through a crowded car parking complex and induces in a nearby driver the belief that the individual intends to imminently vacate his/her parking space when in fact the individual has no such intention.
VERB: To induce – intentionally or negligently – the belief in nearby drivers that one intends to vacate one's car park when in fact one has no such intention.
Driver: "Man, it's impossible to find a place to park here.
Passenger: Dude, follow that hot chick - she looks like she's going to her car."
*Driver follows the hot chick until it she disappears into a store
Driver: "Fuck, what a park-tease (NOUN)."
Passenger: "Yeah, she totally park-teased (VERB) you just now."
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The section of a parking lot, usually towards the rear of the lot, where all the bro trucks park. The vehicles are typically parked with at least 1 empty space between vehicles, on each side. The concept of bro parking is to park your "extreme ride" as far away from other vehicles as possible. This is allegedly done for any number of bro reasons:
1) to draw attention to your bro truck and show it off.
2) to avoid 'door hits' from other vehicles, or hits from shopping carts.
3) because your bro truck is too long to park in a standard space.
4) because your bro truck is too wide to park in a standard space.
5) because you need room for the ladder that it takes to get into your bro truck.
6) because you need room for whatever ridiculous thing you are towing.
Bro Parking is often littered with waste, as bros would rather pollute than keep trash in their precious vehicle until they are near a trash can.
Bro Parking is typically found in areas like the Inland Empire, in Southern California.
See also: bro park (verb) for further information.
"It was a busy day at the shopping center, so we parked way in the back of the lot in the bro parking."
Pay the park means to get injured at a skatepark while skateboarding.
Oh shit, Looks like Dan is about to pay the park after trying this trick!