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Describes an individual who is either crazed or black-out drunk.
"Yo check out that dumb hoe, she's cooked patties."
A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.
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A overly amazing underwater burger made by a Sponge in an under water restaurant run by a Crab.
The cook can be found living in a pineapple under the sea.
Patrick orders a kraby patty from Squitward
Is when you put two slices of french toast between a girl ass and put cinnamon on your member and pound the French out of a French girl
I saw this broad the other day and gave her the meanest French patty of her life and she ask to marry me on the spot. Gets em every time
When after having anal sex, the male wipes the residue off his penis between his partner's cheeks.
The sex was so dirty last night, I ended up making a patty melt.
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The "Bottom" position for a Butt Pirate. The fem as opposed to butch.
The boy was nothing but a Poopdeck Patty to the rest of the guys at the leather bar. Arrrggg., there she blows!
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A rager that has at least one Patty in attendance, preferably two or more. At least one person must hit EPstatus, which consists of the following: not being able to stand/walk, peeing in bushes, collapsing to the ground, or randomly stripping.
I got slammed at the patty party last night.
Did you see that girl at the patty party? She was so EPstatus she was peeing in bushes.
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Flake pastry usually filled with spiced beef. Variations include vegetable, chicken, and pork. Known to be great stoner food aswell.
Me: i'd really like a Jamaican patty right now
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