safe as pigeon

Safe as pigeons is term used to set a persons mind at rest, while the situation remains sketchy as fuck

It'll be alright, it's safe as pigeons!

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pigeon speedball

A mixer of Neurosleep and pre-workout designed for those abstaining from drugs and alcohol.

Get that missionary a pigeon speedball, we will go HAM.

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Pigeon whale

A man with a giant penis who sexually appeals men and women.

"Woah that dick sure means he is a pigeon whale"

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Pigeon stamp

A stain left on a glass surface after a particularly dirty bird, usually a pigeon, has flown into it. Tends to look like an angel or, in rare cases, the rabbit from Donnie Darko.

"THUMP"

"Dammit dude, a bird just flew into my window. I hope there's no pigeon stamp, third story windows are a pain in the ass to clean."

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swept the pigeon

“Swept the pigeon” refers to a nonsensical scene in the last episode of the sci-fi TV series Battlestar Galactica. In the last episode of the show, a drunken main character is filmed as he attempts to chase a pigeon out of his apartment with a broom.

Fanboys and shippers of the series maintain that the “swept the pigeon” scene was the epitome of “high art”. Discriminating viewers maintain, quite correctly, that the “swept the pigeon” scene was complete nonsense and was only added to the final episode in a feeble attempt by the producer to disguise the show’s lack of story continuity, unresolved plot holes, and nihilistic, destructive ending.

That last episode of Battlestar Galactica really swept the pigeon.

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pigeon cow

The sacred and holiest idol known to man, with the head and wings of a pigeon, the body of a cow. The pigeon cow is the big brother of the chicken cow, but unlike the chicken cow who comes out in the cold only to bite you on your ass, the pigeon cow will stubbornly stomp you into the pavement, take your wallet, and bill you child support for the next eighteen years.

It's Saturday night and all the hotties are at the bar, just watch out for the pigeon cow.

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pigeon slap

lower than bitch slap. disrespect someone by slowly swiping your hand downwards across there eye and cheek.

addie was totally pissing rick off, so he pigeon slapped her sorry ass!!

"yo! don't make me pigeon slap you mother fucker!"

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