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A friends with benefits scenario, however this friend is extremely fat.
Joe- "Are those two friends with benefits"
Jake- "No, look at the fat one, they're pork pals"
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When you stretch your ballsack skin out flat and taut and your flaccid penis rests upon it. An ideal serving suggestion for presenting your cock to your lover’s hungry mouth.
Rachel wanted to blow my knob so I gave her the pork hammock.
My roommate walked around the house doing the pork hammock.
I did a little pork hammock last night in the mirror. I was bored.
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a thick flacid dong rife with veins set atop a couple o' hair covered taint knockers
Your mutha enjoys me pork log with er afternoon tea and crumpets...you bloody wanker
When someone steals a bunch of meat from someone’s house party, by sticking it down your pants, and no one notices.
Man, I was at this chicks party and caught her making out with her uncle, and some meat went missing...and that B ended up telling everyone I was straight up Pork Snatching.
A rake specifically designed to rake up pigs, living or dead.
"Humphrey! Dinner's ready!" "Just a sec, Cripplewoman! I have to pork rake the lawn!"
That gross slimy meat on your chicken or whatever. It’s not fat it’s meat but....slimy
I got a glob of hankle pork... that’s nasty