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*Australian definitive example.
Post-turtle
While stitching up the hand of a 75 year old Queensland farmer, who got cut on a gate while working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Kevin-07 and his appointment to Prime Minister of Australia.
“Well, ya know,” drawled the old farmer, “this Rudd fella is what they call a fencepost turtle.”
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost turtle was.
The old farmer said, “when you’re driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s called a fencepost turtle.”
The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain,
“You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he definitely doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dill put him up there in the first place!
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Another way of saying "Have a whinge" or "Have a cry about it, you sook cunt". Originated from the interwebz specificly on internet forums.. Can be used in real life.
random1: so i was driving on the freeway to work as usual and the one time i want to turn left the damn road is blocked off.
random2: make a post about it
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When someone posts porn or other sexually suggestive stupid memes on social media when it's not appropriate.
It originated mostly on Twitter and you will usually find a reply suggesting the user delete the post. Or a photo of a the "hornt patrol."
Dude was kicked out of the Facebook group Xbox promo codes for hornt posting
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Term used to describe same-gender-loving individuals that do not identify or associate with mainstream gay culture.
A "not so" judgmental or cunty gay man who is not flashy and doesn't act stuck up or above others.
This man would not be very flamboyant.
I can't stand going to gay clubs. Everyone seems too cool for school. I'd much rather hang out with other post gay men. They're not cunts.
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An act of online publication, where author creates unintelligible amalgamation of pseudo-scientific or pseudo-mythical buzz words combined with poor grammar, lacking or non-existent syntax, blatantly wrong reasoning and general verbosity, usually indentified with untreated cases of schizophrenia.
Often taking a form of being written "in one go" i.e. a lengthy post (colloquially called "wall of text") without any punctuation, signifying it being said in one breath.
These types of posts can be seen on various discussion forums and boards, e.g. 4chan, Reddit; as well as various social media platforms, where vast majority of instances have been observed on Facebook.
{Random 4chan thread}
Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no. XXXXXXXXXX
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THIS IS A FACT vaccine has been created to SEPARATE US!!1! from the higher conciousness .. .independent thought will be DESTROYED that was known for ever that the House of Rotshilds is in control? they want to control us??2 and I swear it by my Hyperborean ancestors that i CONTACT by high vril levels stay strong and fight NWO!!1 !1!!
Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no.YYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>XXXXXXXXXX# schizo posting again. take your meds.
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A white rapper that doesn't know what toothpaste is, and looks suspiciously like a homeless guy.
Dammmmmmmn it this Post Malone song is catchy!
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Originating from a small town in california known as cupertino... "post me" is a better, faster way to say
'keep in touch'
'keep me posted'
'get in touch with me'
'call me back,' etc.
A: "Alright, i'll see you later"
B: "forsure. post me."
A: "Hey bro, I gotta head out, but post me."
B: "sure thing. you too man"
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