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YouTube Partnership Program

The YouTube Partnership Program is an opportunity for YouTube users that, after surpassing a certain amount of subscribers and views, allows the user to profit off of advertising revenue and paid promotions. However, it was also mischievously designed to fuck over smaller channels that have not yet met their requirements to be eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program by cockweeds that only care about the product first and creativity second.

There are rumors that, long ago, the YouTube website actually rewarded creativity and originality. No complicated algorithms based on watch time and upload frequency that only seem to be programmed to benefit the advertisers that give YouTube money. No Paul brothers or RiceGums to plague the platform due to how these ridiculous algorithms work. No random users playing a monetization lottery and sometimes getting several videos deleted or even their entire channel suspended. Just a site of pure, wild fun for the world to enjoy and share.

But in any case, this is what we have now. Thanks.

Friend: "Hey, I heard you're eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program! That's awesome!"
User: "Actually, those regulations were just changed. Guess I'll have to post hundreds of vlogs and diss tracks to even stand a chance now."

by ARGUS_SBB January 22, 2018


procedural programming

Procedural programming is a computer programming model built around the idea programs are sequences of instructions to be executed. They focus heavily on splitting up programs into named sets of instructions called procedures, analogous to functions.
This is different from object-oriented programming.

Some examples of procedural programming languages are: C, BASIC

by QuinnBitz March 21, 2023


object-oriented programming

Object-oriented programming (OOP)is a computer programming model. Unlike procedural programming, object-oriented programming uses objects to organize code. This is done with objects, classes, methods and attributes.
This approach to programming is well-suited for programs that are large, complex and actively updated or maintained.

some examples of object-oriented programming languages are: Java, C#, C++

by QuinnBitz March 21, 2023


Gold Star Program

It's sex for good grades; Teacher and student

Mr.Levi Can I sign up for the Gold Star Program?

Oh Stacy... Sure

by BigPapi57105 January 28, 2016


Facebook Bonus Program

A program that a few lucky creators are chosen based on their views. Creators can also get paid for there content in this program.

I hope I can join the Facebook Bonus Program.

by Quentin Lambert July 20, 2022


Programming Dysphoria

An intense state of disconnection often felt by computer programmers; A feeling or frustration exhibited when computer code that is not supposed to work works anyway, or when computer code that is supposed to work, does not work.

Also known as: Code Dysphoria.

Jeff to Himself: "I can't believe this code works, how is this even working? This doesn't make sense. This is not supposed to work. But then why doesn't this code work..."

Bob to Janet: "He is experiencing programming dysphoria"

by 48219401243 November 22, 2018


Duval Space Program

The DuvalSpaceProgram give you a RETROfuturisric euphoric feeling , of

Peace love and soul thru the high quality of music and sound and eccentric visuals and quirky play on words.

Musicians , Bands , DJs , SkaterBoarders, Artist,Directors ,Producers,Dancers , Gypsies , Ravers , Hippies , Astronauts , Scientists, and Most Alien Lifeforms make up

the DuvalSpaceProgram

(Tye dye anyone)

Duval Space Program is a RETRO Futuristic feeling that spreads Peace love and soul thru the high quality of music and sound

The DuvalSpaceProgram: Never Going to Land

The DuvalSpaceProgram : Trippy ,Experimental , Progressive, Inspirational, Motivational

Rick :”The Duvalspaceprogram’s Music had me on the dark side of the moon i was tripping so hard “
Bill : “Man I’ve been on the D.S.P since Lawn Chairs On Mars Ep “

by DJ MitchAnneControlle November 25, 2021