pumping the supersoaker

to masturbate with your index finger and thumb in an upward and downward motion similiar to pumping a supersoaker water gun

"hey man what are you going to do today." "dude I don't know I think I'm going to go into pumping the supersoaker."

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Love Pump

The Penis. Popularised by the rockumentary This Is Spinal Tap. A musician is playing a beautiful piece of classical music he has written on the piano. When the interviewer asks the name of the piece the musician replies with "Lick My Love Pump!"

Andy: Hey wanna lick my love pump Sally?
Rachel: Actually it's Rachel and it's more like a hump than a pump. Loser. And one more think. That word is sooo 80s!

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Disco Pumps

The act of quickly doing exercises, such as push ups or sit ups, just before going out for the night, in an attempt to make yourself appear as toned and buff as possible.

Jerry wanted to make a good impression that nite at the club, so he did a few disco pumps after calling the taxi.

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stilletos (pumps)

Also known as "fuck me pumps"

I bent Amy over the couch and screwed her after she danced in her stilletos

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pump and dump

Similar to a one night stand. One who purposely fornicates with another, while not intending to see them in the future. Like a conquest.

Chad: "Dude, I scored a hot piece of ass last night!"

Ken: "What, is she like your girlfriend now or something?"

Chad: "Naw man, it was just a pump and dump scenario. I've got a date with Buffy tonight."

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One Pump

When object a destroys object b in one swift motion.

Guy 1: What the fuck bro?!?

Guy 2: What happened man?
Guy 1: This no skin just one pumped me in Tilted Towers.
Guy 2: Bro that sucks.

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Jelly pump

An ass and or anus

Look at that jelly pump