Jilling Off

The fermale form of Masturbation

"I cant talk right now, I'm jilling off."

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Highway Hard Cock

When you are sleeping on a road trip on your stomach and you wake up with a boner because of the bumps.

Andrew Davis has Highway Hard Cock

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toxisac

A cool asain kid, who upon seeing, many people shit themselves.

"Yo it's an asain guy."
"Yeah but he's totally cool, he's Toxisac."
"Oh shit."
"What?"
"I shit myself."

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Robert

Robert or Rob for short cuz he’s a little shit.Robert is a cool guy expect he will cheat on you jus to simple have a backup girlfriend incase it won’t work out do pici stebou chcipni. He’s the typical curly hair white boy who don’t know his place yet. Chas mri minc chanzalo kar

Random girl: is that a pig

No, it’s Robert

Jessica

Jessica is a very shy girl. BUT UNDER THOSE SHEETS savi bari cindzi minc Å¡aj kode peske plavines. Peska la dajaha sharing mursa calo dzives. Jessica is a good friend

Jessica do you want to come to my house

Slavo clean your minc first

Jessica

Jessica has a bari minc. She will always be there for her family and friends, everything you need She has your back. Jessica chas mro kar dilini minc.

Jessica will you help me paint my house?

Jessica will say yes because she is very slutty

wraparound

An extremely long turd that completly wraps around the toilet bowl; often a source of great pride for the producer. Usually left in a public toilet for others to admire.

Pat snapped a picture of his wraparound with his cellphone camera so he could show it off at work.

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