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The soggy pumpkin is given after a man sits in a hot tub for long enough that his balls become engorged and droopy. After attaining the above mentioned condition said man exits the hot tub and slaps a person in his or her forehead with his testicles while throwing up the metal sign and yelling SOGGY PUMPKIN!!!!!
I gave that dirty bitch the soggy pumpkin!
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An individual (most often female) who tans so frequently that her face begins to resemble a pumpkin: orange, round and fat.
Frequently their skin also begins to resemble the hard, leathery hide of a pumpkin.
Guy 1: "I can't stand Jersey, man. It's crawling with Pumpkin Face's, let's just go to Vegas"
Guy 2: "You're right, the hookers in Vegas have more class than Jersey bitches"
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a variation of the blumpkin. You carve a pumpkin with a large mouth hole (no eyes, just mouth), and you put it on someone's head, they then proceed to give you a blumpkin. see blumpkin
"lil Pete was the first man ever to recieve a pumpkin blumpkin."
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A skunt pumpkin is a type of skunt. this type of skunt is known for being overweight and using tanning beds way to much giving them that ugly orange "tan" that they become obsessed with. If your still confused as to what it is, just look at Snooki form "Jersey Shore"
snooki from "Jersey Shore" is the definition of a Skunt Pumpkin.
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to have received anal sex. See accidental pumpkin milkshake
Patsy totally got pumpkin milkshaked last night behind the McDonalds with the fry boy.
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"Put your names on these because sharing a protective cup is how you get Crabs. And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb."
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when a man doesn't shower for two weeks and sweats allot, particularly in the genital area, he gets a green pumpkin. A green pumpkin means having a really stinky ass dick, that smells like a nacho dead fish with garbage juice. Women get really turned on by green pumpkinised dicks,
-Are you ready Nadasha?
-yes baby did you follow the instructions?
-yea i didn't shower for 3 weeks and i now have a green pumpkin.
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