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A hypothetical topping to be put on something for motivational purposes. Also can be used to describe toughness.
Let's spread some raccoon mayonnaise on it and win this one!
DETROIT RACCOON MAYONNAISE!
If you had half the raccoon mayonnaise Johnson does you'd be an All-American.
the raccoon is what was formerly on this random kid's head. However it is now being sold by some posh hair stylists as hair extensions for people who are not as stupid/unfortunate to have hair that forms into a raccoon when it grows very long (QQQQQUUUUUUEEEEERRR) People with raccoons are generally peasants
Person 1: 'mate thats a raccoon!!!!!'
Person 2: 'i know its a piece of shit isn't it....i'm probs gonna get it cut off on saturday'
Person 1: 'thank god for that......wudn't want it leaving your head and attacking the rest of us normal human beings now would we!!!'
term commonly used in Counter Strike or Day of Defeat referring to an annoying teammate who repeatedly blocks you from the sides or behind while you are trying to fire shots at your opponent; usually resulting in your high death count.
person #1: dude, you got totally pwned!!
person #2: if it wasn't for these damn butt raccoons constantly up my ass....
Butt sex. Comes from the abbreviation of "butt sex" as B.S. Each letter was shifted back one in the alphabet to A.R. These letters were then turned into an acronym for "awesome raccoons" as a codeword or euphemism for "butt sex"
After a long night of drinking you will usually get terrible mud butt (aka the beer shits) the next morning, after your first chocolate shotgun of the day you stand up without wiping your ass, approach the nearest passed out person and while holding your butt cheeks apart you firmly press your asshole around that person's eyeball leaving a perfect ring around the person's eye.
I hope that chick doesn't get pink eye, I gave her a nasty ass raccoon eye.
When a guy ejaculates all over a girls mouth / lip area and when she is staring up at you you punch her in both her eyes - thus resembling the eye wear of a raccoon along with the foaming mouth area
I was with Mary last week and I performed the Rabid Raccoon. Her eyes are finally back to normal
Tailless Raccoon (n.) - When a man is dispensing anal sex to a woman, but then her vessel closes up, thusly leaving his dick stuck in her ass.
Ex. 1 - "Dude last night I was doin my wife in the ass but she pulled a tailless raccoon on me.. I was stuck like that for 3 hours!"
Ex. 2 - "Honey, take that cock out of my ass before I pull a tailless raccoon on you."