Someone that totally sucks at life. Cookie Monster would never be rally bait because when he sees a cookie he takes it. Someone who is rally bait is less like Cookie Monster and more like Oscar. Oscar never leaves the trash can, he just waits for someone to come by and pops out with a grumpy face and no cookies.
“Don’t leave your cookies out, that guy will take them.”
“Nah, he’s just some rally bait.”
A type of bar crawl that hits more than 8 bars-12 bars, the kind of experience you’re expected to not be able to remember
hey, let’s turn this crawl into a bar rally!
When your starting to fuck but realize you gotta piss and your losing your erection but then you piss and and get back in there like a champion!
We we're passionate and started to fuck but it wasn't any good till I ran off to piss and rally !
When you're mid-blackout and tire yourself out from dancing then take a nap and hear your favorite song, and pop up like piece of toast, and continue partying.
Chic: I think he's slumped...
Bro: Naw, wait for it. He's all about the Nap and Rally.
Me: *Hears Shoota* *Rises like the second coming of Jesus*
Bro: See there he goes back to the dance floor!
It is when you are about to have sexual intercourse and you turn on South Park and you have sex for an entire season of South Park and see if you or your partner hasn't cummed yet.
Hey babe wanna try the South Park Rally if I win we get to do anal if you win I'll eat you out.
When you get infected with corona due to your own idiocy by attending a Trump rally.
Herman Cain got rally 'rona while attending the Tulsa Trump rally on June 20th and died on July 30th.
When you've worked overtime all week at a bar, sometimes until 3am-4am then have to open the next morning and you are mentally and physically exhausted. You may or may not have been doing drugs in order to stay up all night and have energy for work. Then you are out of drugs and you still have to work a morning shift and deal with stupid ass customers (like AC Dave, cough.) so you just drink a lot of caffeine and manage.
Anthony was out because his baby momma had twins, so Deanna was here until 5am last night so she is rallying to open the bar this morning at 10:30am.