Reddit Fag

A reddit fag is someone is obssessed with reddit that they shout out r/quityourbullshit or say woosh like in real life. They are quite cringey and annoying. Most of them can be found on Sorrow Tvs

Person: I dont get the joke
Reddit Fag: WOOOOOSH
Person: Um idk what woosh is tf

2nd Person: get off of reddit

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Reddit Mod

Reddit Mod:

short for Reddit Moderator:
A very obese 30-year-old virgin that lives in his mother's basement eating ramen noodles and loves anime. Extremely power hungry and wants to be a mod on every subreddit ever. Will delete any post that they disagree with and believe if they get enough karma their stiff, waifu body pillow will come to life.

Person 1 "My post talking about bad anime was taken down and I got banned."
Person 2 "aw that sucks must be a Reddit Mod"

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reddit atheist

a 'reddit atheist' is a person that always mocks religion, insults religious people, make absurd claims about religions and religious people in general, hates all religions and Islam specifically, "enlightened by my own smartness", insults religion, if the word "religion" was mentioned they become an insult machine, generally a pseudo intellectual because they think that when they become atheists they discovered the matrix and they become the most enlightened being on the face of this earth.

they are not the same as your normal atheist, they are reddit atheists.

you know them when you see "all religions bad >:(", insulting Gods and religious figures, very edgy and "doesn't care what people say", and doesn't represent any valid argument. just insults and leaves.

redditor 1: *mentions religion*
reddit atheist: "religion bad, you are a horrible human being, you should be locked up for terrorism, you are disgusting, and your sky daddy is fake"
redditor 2: "found the reddit atheist"

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Reddit Atheist

There are respectable Atheists, and then there are Reddit Atheists. These fedora-loving shower-allergic greasy womanless creatures think they have all the answers to life in the name of “SCIENCE” *pushes up taped up glasses*. They see themselves as intellectually superior and frown upon religious people for living a happy life. Meanwhile they are locked up in their parents basement masturbating to pictures of anime girls. Despite their allegiance to atheism and r/atheism (Reddit thread where Reddit atheists gather to have an orgy over their beliefs to which they think are objectively right), you can find them looking for a fight/debate pretty much anywhere where God is brought up. It is very apparent that they don’t believe in respectful civil conversation. Their style of discourse is similar to that of a chess match, as they, in a sense, are trying to “checkmate” what they see as the opposition (the Christian). Watching a Christian video? Uplifting video about Faith/spirituality/God? Watch out. Reddit Atheists will crawl out of the woodwork to argue behind a keyboard with you, never face to face though, because they lack basic social skills and hygiene required to attract human contact.

“Im a Reddit Atheist, I hate Christians with a burning passion unlike any other. If it was up to me, I would publicly execute them all for merely existing. I am smart, so much smarter than you. I know I am because I’m an Atheist. That automatically makes me smarter than you. I’m sorry, it’s just the way it works. Do you watch Rick and Morty? No? That doesn’t surprise me, It’s ok. Not everyone possesses the genius level IQ that I do. And yeah, maybe you can attract the opposite sex and not repulse them, but at least I have what I believe to be all the answers to life. That’s more valuable. So yeah, you’ve just been rekt by a member of r/Atheist and a follower of the Council of Big Chungus Keanu Reeves Wholesome 100 epic T-pose Gang. Thanks for the Gold kind stranger, *tips fedora*”

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Reddit Bisexual

A bisexual man in his late 20s-30s who is bisexual only for women and femboys who pass as women. They typically frequent NSFW femboy subreddits and try and DM the femboys who post there. Very fond of arguing with trans women on the internet because they’re worried about “femboy erasure” the same way a conservative is worried about the fictional “war on Christmas”.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Bob is a Reddit Bisexual?
Person 2: Yeah, I saw him sending creepy DMs to femboys on his work computer!

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reddit moment

When someones/ something happens exactly in accordance to the cringy /negative stereotypes of reddit and reminds us of the hivemind reddit is. Usually in a bad connotation.

1.
redditor 1 : "keanu chungus wholesome 100 , emoji bad "
self aware redditor : reddit moment

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when someone deviates fron the one true opinion™ of the hivemind and gets -100 karma

3.
when some guys gets camcer so people shower him sith 1000$ worth awards

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Reddit Karma

The measure of how much of a loser you are.

Person: You probably want to avoid that guy, he's a LOSER.
Person 2: Why is that?
Person: Because he has 200k Reddit Karma.