SWERV

A biker that is totally cool, and knows what he wants except when it comes to expressing his feelings for that specific Biker Babe that he knows deep in his soul that he is fully attracted to but just will not make the first move to end up with her as his soulmate.

He is a Swerv and needs to man up and ask his Biker Babe out once and for all!

get a swerve on

to hurry up
to get a move on

eg: is it 4 o'clock already? I need to get a swerve on

Swerved

So high/drunk that you swerve in the car without trying(when you do it on purpose its swanggin...and when you got a sound system on its swangin and bangin, usually done while you tip toein the slab).

Me:man you alright player, you swervin a lil
Player: im doing real good, im swerved to the curb
Me: well ok then og but hand me that drank, i still got kids to make and some to keep safe....plus im thirstay!!!

Swerved

When your moms gay and no one likes you

Hey your swerved

Swerved

1. Failure to maintain lanes

2. Detour

3. Change of subject.

4. Distraction.

5. Losing your focus.

6. Keeping a low profile.

7. Choosing an alternate route

8. A comment coming out of nowhere.

9. Deer in the road or roadkill

10. When youre fucked up because you cant act straight

Guy: Damn baby I missed your fine ass.....

Girl: do you have my child support?

Guy: and on that note, swerved.

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Guy: whoa! Did you see that! I bout swerved! We almost just died!

Guy2: Dude. We been parked at a stop sign for the last 5 minutes.