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A term used to refer to an unusually large penis, typically large in both length and girth.
More specifically, the term is best used when describing a schlong so massive that it can swing side to side like a pendulum.
1: Hey I hear that guy has the biggest dick in town.
2: Oh yeah no doubt, I've heard he's got a schlong donger down there.
an ancient being whos legend is spread around the world he is mainly popular in the regions of mexico where the legend is told of the sex hero diago
in germany, schlong master is the one who comes at easter
oi! i got a schlong master egg!!!!!
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Chick that likes to do the horizontal bop, the tube snake boogie, lap dance and wieny goggle.
Yo that schlong dancer has got a tight little unit, watch her shake her money maker baby.
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smegma, or "dick cheese"
Man, that guy is ripe. I can smell his schlong cheddar all the way over here.
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A man who's sex is considered great, also has a penis on the larger scale as opposed to a smaller one.
-Am i a Schlong Slayer?
- A who??
- Do i have good dick? Is my sex good?
- Oh yes you are a Schlong Slayer!!
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Your penis length is whatever you want it to be until you measure it.
Thanks to Schrodinger's Schlong, Johnny's penis was a solid 11 inches.
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Another name for monkey pox, a disease mainly contracted by gay men participating in gay orgies and looks like a rash of genital warts all over your face and body
You know that dude Rick? He got the schlong covid when he was getting his butthole worked on by a bunch hairy bears over at the Manhole bathhouse in Chinatown.
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