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The biggest waste of time on the planet. It sucks up taxpayer dollars, time, sleep, happiness, and your childhood, and outputs bullies, drugs, and homework. You are taken there by a yellow monstrosity known as a bus, and are forced to sit patiently as it picks up other kids. The majority of these 'kids' are morons who play loud music, yell and cuss, talk about sex, throw trash, disrespect authority, pretend to be tough, and eat hot cheetos. With such 'powerful' people on the bus, you will somehow end up getting harassed and picked on. It is virtually impossible to do homework, study, sleep, relax, or focus on anything outside of blankly staring ahead wishing you were somewhere else. Once you are off the bus, you enter into your school where your ass begins to develop lumps of what look like malign cancer due to sitting in a hard, plastic chair all day. After several periods in hell, you get to arrive at the cafeteria, where you can enjoy half-cooked frozen food that looks like it was taken straight out of a swamp and put in the microwave for half an hour. If you trip and spill food on yourself, consider your high-school career over. Skills that could easily be picked up by a robot are instead thrown as responsibilities onto you so that instead of doing something valuable with your time, you can be learning quadratic formulas from Sal Khan. In conclusion, school was the combined vision of Satan and the American education system.
Tom: How is school here?
Mike: Just imagine hell and education were fused together by a Karen.
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a place where they try to stuff un-important, useless information into your brain
he: i am sick of school
she: yeah they stuff all this information about health and sex education into my brain
Got school sucks ass, I wanna drop out. Doesn't matter, I skip enough to survive.
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A place that used to be where you got to learn stuff, now it's a place where some f*cking teachers try to make you their slaves.
Teacher: Hey kid, throw this tissue away for me, then you'll get an A+ or else you'll get an F.
I go to school and hate the bitchass teachers there.
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a place that is badass and all educational... most of the time boring, unenlightening, and nonproductive... here you will find the boys rooms where smoking isn't allowed.
I'm gonna go to school, and at school, I will be a schoolboy, merrily doing the schoolboy thing, and perhaps get schooled by the bigger tough guys.
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1) A prison made by the goverment to do child abuse without it being against the law.
goverment guy 1 - Let's invent something so we can do child abuse.
overment guy 2- How about something kids have to go to to "be smart"
goverment guy 1- And we'll call it school!
goverment guy 2- It'll torture children with question that are impossible to solve and will never be need in thier lives!
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