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A closed off guy that is super sensitive and sweet but doesn't want a single soul to know. Ever.
I totally thought he was such a rude kid, but he ended up just being a simon and had me totally swooning over him!
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Simon is a common slang term in Kent England for someone who is annoying and cocky. Someone who is not well liked and needs a slap. Other words for Simon are Cunt, bell end and fucktard
That guy is such a massive Simon. I can't stand him
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a sexy beast? no As we call him the reject to socity when he was born he came out with a vigina but as he hit 13 so became the hidden 1inch penis not knowing what to do he asked a few gay men and they showed the him the RIGHT way he loves so eat giant black dicks and the most akward penis ever his many genecti diseses and loves young fat men biggest recored 17inch dildo depp throat WILL DO ANYTHING FOR DONUTS *MEN ONLY OFFER
simon WILL DO ANYTHING FOR DONUTS *MEN ONLY OFFER
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A person who tried to get laid, but ended up with a man. No one even knows how but it happened.
Person 1: You're being such a Simon right now.
Person 2: Oh shit
Person 1: I'm a guy lol
Person 2: *Dies*
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That guy who gets made fun of for a big mole on his cheek. He is a suave boy and trys to fit in with the big cunts. He is the superior to any blake in the world.
Oh shit Blake run, Simon is here to bust your balls.
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Simon's are usually mad gamers and are often found gaming furiously late in to the night.
Simon! Please get off that computer and go to bed.
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To become swoll, too swoll to explain in words. No further explanation is needed. If you're not to this swoll level, you wouldn't understand.
I got a new jacket and it's so Simon.
I got a new jacket and it's too swoll to explain.
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