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Occurs during sexual intercourse, when the male's penis is at its apex of stiffness, length and girth and as far as it can go into the female's vagina, the male then sticks his finger into the female's asshole. Hence, The Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast.
Male - Whispers in the female's ear "That's the Full Slab" And sticks his finger into her asshole.
Female - Replies in reaction to the gesture. "No, that's the Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast."
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This rank is occupied by 2wo8ght because,Huvos2k he say this word like minute and minute.He have Dreptate but Huvos2k is main katarina.This champ katarina is so ezz like one click one shot and he say me Esti cel mai slab de pe lol.My brothers please Rip Chat(Hai va pwp si va Yub)
Cel mai slab pe lol
11 pound slab of ham is a processed meat cube of ham mostly used in recreationel purposes
karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
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An ultimate fucking retard, especially a retarded farmer who performs acts of incest for a living.
Wow!! James is such a slab ass!! What a total douche, he must fuck his cousin.
A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.
Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."
When she grabs the shaft of your penis and hammers the tip of your penis with her palm
Duuuuude she gave me a slab job last night and my Dick is three inches shorter
Little is known about the stone slab/stone slabs, but we do know the stone slab is impervious to any kind of damage, and there seems to be a cult like fan base surrounding the phenomenon, and there were rumors that there have been sacrifices done in honour of the stone slab.
Quote Jacob “Have you been honouring the stone slab today?”.