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Only heard of in myths, it is a very large cawk, almost like an obelisk. It usually preys on hot women. When erect, it will block out the sun. Only a few people have ever got to harness its true power..
Dude!!! WTF is that!! O my god!! Its an obelisk!!! RUN! RUN! RUN! Especially the hot chicks, RUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!
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Used to describe a person who is stubborn and hard headed. And memory is like an ancient atrifact: dusty and old.
Shaddap u dumb piece of obelisk!!!
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Incredibly fast spear wielding Net Navigator from fan made site; Mega Man Battle Network Universe. Is capable of performing powerful wind and electrical attacks alongside a unique ability to transform into different fighting modes. Also known as the Green Slayer.
Obelisk plunged his spear forward at Megaman from a safe distance, his powerful weapon able to strike the blue Navi down from afar.
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When you paint your dick blue and use it to cockslap a girl.
John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.
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Where your partner wants anal, so you go to other side of the room, then run full speed to them while yelling "Fist of Fury", and shove your fist up their ass.
I wanted to try something new in bed, so Johnny Obelisk the Tormentor me so hard I had to call off of work for a few days.
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A turd (usually of a dog, occasionally human) standing straight up on a sidewalk.
I was amazed to see a Turkish obelisk in my path as I walked to work last Monday.
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