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close to a wet willy, but instead of inserting your finger in your mouth and lubricating it, you simply put it in the poohshooter, completing a 180 degree turn with your finger, simply remove finger and place in your target's hearing organ (ear).
Paul: hey bernard!
Bernard: hey paul
Paul: whatchu doing?
Bernard: putting my finger in my butt, you want a sloppy bob?
Paul: sure! what's that?
Bernard: come here and i'll show you!*
*Bernard sticks finger covered with poo in Paul's ear, Paul screams ewww!...Can i have another?
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To take a steamy dump between the mattress and box spring of a hotel before check out. Named after Howard Johnsons Hotel chain.(sloppy HoJo)
Man I am leaving Howard Johnson's a Sloppy HoJo for their uncomfortable bed and shitty service!!!
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When two bros poop into a bowl then double team a girl by dp'ing her ass, followed by dp'ing her mouth causing her to puke into the feces-filled bowl. The two bros then scoop up some of the puke/poop mixture and serve it to the girl between two hamburger buns. Of course she eats it don't worry.
"Hey man, that girl loved our Sloppy Bros last night."
"I know bro! She texted me today asking if we could give her some more tonight!"
a lift performed by somebody unfamiliar with Olympic lifting. whereby one lifts the bar from the floor overhead.
Alyssa had a rough night, so she had a sloppy snatch
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Sloppy Jussepy refers to a tall man who is known as Jussepy who gives nice great head
- Ayo? Have u seen Jussepy
I think you mean "sloppy jussepy" , he's really the throat goat man
When you take a bear fight/Leonardo dicaprio(Irish car bomb followed by a jäger bomb)followed by a trash can then go rafting with a shot of knob creek.
I took a sloppy hopper paid my tab then mounted and stuffed a cougar on my wall.
When you’re giving your guy head and he starts jamming it in so deep it makes your eyes water...but you like it.
Alyssa, did you at least give him head?
Yeah girl..and he gave it to me sloppy good