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snarf your turtle

1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...

1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"

by cfine! :o) April 12, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


splargal snarf

A replacement for many words you would get in trouble for saying. Such as, when talking to your girlfriend and getting angered. shout SPLARGAL SNARF! in place of "YOU FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIABLE TRIAN WRECK!" and she will be utterly confused.

My girlsfriend has been a fucking splargal snarf latly. I hope she shes.

by TJ January 31, 2005

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


sniff n snarf

to place a hot dog in a vagina or rectum and allow the family dog or a freinds dog to nibble at the exposed treat

while camping my freinds dog was annoying me so I decided to place a hot dog up my turd cutter, and allow him to eat it. the resulting sound was sniff...sniff... snarff...snarff hence when I was asked what all the laughter was all I could say was sniff n snarf

by piss weak January 13, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


snarf my nards

The act of sucking testicles.

Command. Snarf being the verb.

Hey baby, wanna snarf my nards?

by IT Guy SMC January 22, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


snarfed the barf

to inhale from a bong excessively and cause the bong water to enter your mouth

Dude, James almost threw up after he snarfed the barf.

by Davis DeLo February 19, 2005

1๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


snarf bargler

A penis that has seen better days

My friend David has a real snarf bargler.

by Cccccccc-ccccccccC February 7, 2017


dildo snarf

A dildo snarf is a really grumpy blue Smurf who has a immaculate penis.

"Yo! Nice dildo snarf!"

by Coliosis2026 December 18, 2016