To propel a liquid substance from one's nose as a direct result of laughing while consuming said liquid (most commonly, but not necessarily milk)
"So Trent gave me a floppy noodle last night. I totally snarffed his jizz all over my nice pink dress."
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This is the act of FARTING in the bathtub and bitting the bubbles
Trish: "what the hell are you doing?"
Kevin: "What I'm a Snarff Gobbler"
Trish: "WTF is wrong with you?"
Kevin: "I'm bitting the bubbles before they hit the surface."
Trish: "you are a sick bastard"
Kevin: Thanks I love you
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A person who goes around sniffing womenβs bicycle seats.
Awww nasty look at the snarff!
When u sit in the bathtub, fart and snap at the bubbles with ur mouth
The act of smelling the seat of a bike after someone has ridden on it.
"Hey man, why don't you go snarff her bike bro?"