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A Sticky Witwicky is when you have had some happy time and end up finding sticky bits of semen everywhere. Named after Sam Witwicky from Transformers
Oh dude I just found another Sticky Witwicky on my jeans, i shoulda cleaned up better after my happy time
When someone busts a nut in the snow.
Guy 1: Dont pick up the sticky snow
Guy 2: Oh god I already touched it
Guy 1: Get the fuck away from me
Guy 2: *Throws snowball*
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Gut 2: Well its the sticky snow
Usually done out if extreme joy: Doing a backup and ejaculation so that the cum lands all over your body.
After I won the lottery, I did a sticky twister.
My girlfriend tried to do a sticky twister, but she doesn't have a dick.
I was so happy, I made a sticky twister.
The act of ejaculating onto your own foot, then flicking into the girl's face, a la scoring a soccer goal.
Did you bang Marissa last night?
Yeah, I was feeling especially limber after my workout, so I gave her the sticky pele.
Too bad SportsCenter won't put that on the Top 10 Plays.
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When a girl is on her period and gets too
bitchy, after having sex, her boyfriend takes his bloody penis and slaps it across her face and tells her to shut up and take his sticky red vine.
My boyfriend thought I was being to b*itchy so he told me to eat his sticky redvine.
a left over porno magazine that is filled with semen.
i keep my Sticky Magazine in the bathroom.
(Sticky Bronco)
The sticky bronco is when a guy rides or straddles the back side off a woman that's on all fours and the guy tries to ejaculate on her back before she bucks him off. He may hold on to her hair during the ride and if he does ejaculate on her... That is a successful sticky bronco. Now the opposite would be riding on the top of a female with no penetration and jacking off on her stomach would be the reverse sticky bronco.
"Hey bro last night my girl wasn't down for much lovin so I hopped on back and gave her the sticky bronco. "I broke your record and held on and came in 30 seconds"