strap one on

(For lesbians) To put on a strap-on dildo for either porking or packing purposes.

Hurry up and strap one on, bitch! I'm dying for a slam!
or
If we're going out tonight then wait a minute while I strap one on- I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea if they grope me.

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strap-on keyboard

Same as keytar. Small keyboard or synthesizer, worn on the strap, similar to guitar.

Used by heavy metal keyboardists to do all sorts of #musical masturbation.

Jordan Rudess fucked my ears with his strap-on keyboard solo

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strap-on tits

A Wonderbra or similar brassiere, so called because it makes breasts far more apparent to the viewer than when it is not worn.

girl1: you buying that dress for your date tonight?
girl2: probably, but I'll need strap-on tits for the full effect.

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arab strap

indie band from scotland

Did you hear The Red Thread by Arab Strap???

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jock strap

A banana hammock. A jewelbox (for the family jewels).

Bernie wore only a jockstrap on the float in the Poofters on Parade parade.

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strap slut

A girl who goes around with at least one of her bra straps visible to get attention.

Bitchy White Girl 1: Ugh, why is Alex getting so many stares? She's not even hot!

Bitchy White Girl 2: She's showing her bra strap!

Bitchy White Girl 1: That strap slut!

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strap attack

When a girl straps on a dildo and fearsomly penetrates a mans ass.

I was laying in bad when my girlfriend but it up my ass. A fearless strap attack.

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