straws and GTFO

when your in starbucks but your broke af so you just steal the straws and GTFO

mum:okay young jim lets pick up the straws and GTFO

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the straw that stirs the drink

term used to describe the life of the party

Every party needs the straw that stirs the drink...

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straw hat

Boss or person in charge.

Who's the straw hat on this job?

Don't listen to him -- I'm the straw hat on this job!

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tim tam straw

the event created when one bites both ends off a tim tam then sucks a mouthful of warm beverage thru it.
a cultural practice native to australia handed down from generation to generation.

doing this causes the tim tam to melt rapidly from the inside out. a quick flick of the head in a backwards motion then allows the person to catch the disintegrating tim tam straw in their mouth.

"may contain traces of nuts"

"do not try this if you're not old enuf to drink warm beverages"

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Wearing the straw hat

Meaning working in the yard or garden. Comes from the fact that farmers when working in their fields used to wear straw hats.

I was wearing the straw hat this weekend. (working on the yard)

fucking straw

The insertion of a straw into a glass, whilst taking a sip whEN YOU'RE FUCKING YOUR GIRL HARDCORE IN THE ASS.

Him: Hold on, bitch. I need a drink with this fucking straw.

Her: I'm thirsty as well
Him: obviously. You're with me, and those two in the living room.

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Meat Straw Souffle

When a woman has had sexual intercourse with a man until her pussy is complete sagginess. The man then pisses inside the vagina until orgasm.

"hey i gave my girl a nice Meat Straw Souffle last night, her pussy was flooding with piss"