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Think of the alaskan pipeline, but instead you freeze the turkey's neck and then use it as a dildo.
I can't wait to buy our thanksgiving turkey this year and do the Thanksgiving Pipeline to my girl's ass.
A parade usually held during the day, whether it's the Macy's parade in New York or a smaller parade in another city or town. There's a reason the parades have already been successful throught the years they have held them without having to change their scheduleThe , people can already see the floats without having to waste a ton of money to light them up, and they can see the bands and people walking during the day, so it makes sense the parades have always been held during the daytime. A New Years celebration is held at night because the focal point pf the parade is a lit ball, peach, or other object on a building, instead of down on the street with the crowd, so it makes sense for a New Years celebration to be held at night, and not a Thanksgiving parade.
The girl wanted to take the Thanksgiving parade in it's current form from the people who had always known it the way it was, along with many other things. That was the reason (essentially no reason but to be inflammatory and piss everybody off) she wanted the parade, or street signs, or other things they loved about their town the way they were to change to something they didn't recognize.
After consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving dinner, you proceed to have sexual intercourse. During said intercourse, almost to the point of fruition, regurgitate previous feast onto partner. Aiming for any orifice is strongly recommended for full experience.
Kelsey and I had the best Thanksgiving shower last year, hoping for the same outcome this year
The act when one puts mashed potatos into the anus of their significant other, then warms gravy to a scalding temperature. One would then proceed to pour the boiling gravy into the anus of their significant other as well as rubbing turkey skin on their vagina or scrotum. Then would use a spoon to scoop out the potatos mixed with gravy and excrement, then put it on the turkey skin and eat it.
Yo man, I gave that girl I got from the bar The Thanksgiving Special, this November is gonna be lit.
The day after thanksgiving where men need to eat but all the food is gone so they eat ass instead
Josh needed to recover from thanksgiving so he called Stacy over to fix his thanksgiving recovery
The day where you sacrifice a turkey
Person 1: Hey Dude Happy Thanksgiving Day!
Person 2: Happy Turkey Sacrifice Day To You Too!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Thanksgiving Day is basically the day where you sacrifice a turkey.
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1. Thanksgiving Day is a day to be thankful
2. You should eat Turkey on Thanksgiving
3. 123 Turkey time it is Thanksgiving Day
1. Thanksgiving is the day of the Turkey
2. Thanksgiving Day is the best I love it because you can play on Thanksgiving!