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Alcoholically Induced Dizzy Spells
Bill : I got AIDS last night
Fred : All you did was get on the booze and fell off your chair
Bill : That's right. Alcoholically Induced Dizzy Spells
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I'm on round two of the aids this morning how about you?
I'm Aids-ing so badly my stomach feels like its coming out
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A term someone would say to lose weight without putting in the effort of exercising.
"Fuck my highschool reunion is coming up in 2 months. I should hit the treadmill but I don't like sweating. I wish I had a little AIDS"
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Acquired immunodeficiency syndrome (HIV/AIDS) is a disease of the human immune system caused by the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV). The illness interferes with the immune system, making people with AIDS much more likely to get infections, including opportunistic infections and tumors that do not usually affect people with working immune systems.
Estimated % of new AIDS diagnoses in 2009 by race
White: 27%
Black/African American: 47.9%
Hispanic/Latino: 21.2%
Other: the remainder
Populations around the world (CDC numbers)
US: 1.5M
West Europe 820k
South/Southwest Asia 4.1M
Subsaharan Africa 22.5M
CDC Estimated Number of Diagnoses of HIV Infection in the US, 2009
-Male-to-male sexual contact: 53%
-Injection drug use: 12%
-Male-to-male sexual contact and injection drug use: 4%
-Heterosexual contact with a person known to have, or to be at high risk for, HIV infection. 31%
-Hemophilia, blood transfusion, perinatal exposure, and risk not reported or not identified: 76 people
Perinatal: 131 people
AIDS can affect everyone but avoid high risks:
-Sex in subsaharan Africa
-Male to male sex
-Introv. drug user
-Hetro Sex with people who have male to male sex or drug use
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Flavor Aid is a non-carbonated soft drink beverage made by The Jel Sert Company in West Chicago, Illinois. It was introduced in 1929. It is sold throughout the United States as an unsweetened, powdered concentrate drink mix, similar to Kool-Aid brand drink mix.
Flavor Aid currently comes in cherry, raspberry, grape, berry punch,
tropical punch, orange, pineapple-orange, lemonade, pink lemonade, lemon-lime, strawberry, mango, and kiwi-watermelon flavors.
Latino versions do not include cherry or berry punch, and instead include root beer, mango, apple, Jamaica (hibiscus), tamarindo, tangerine and pineapple-orange
Flavor aid mascot is a smiling happy cartoon straw .
Flavor aid is a knock off brand of kool aid
Kool-Aid is an American brand of flavored drink mix owned by Kraft Heinz based in Chicago, Illinois. The powder form was created by Edwin Perkins in 1927 based upon a liquid concentrate called Fruit Smack which
Predates flavor aid .
( in other words kool aid came out 1st )
Progressive terminal disease one gets by physical contact with human-klaxosaur mutants.
Yo, i think Hiro has dino-aids. He might die soon.
As bad as having actual, full blown aids
Dude that test was literal aids
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