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Taking a shower after going the bathroom, because you are all out of toilet paper.
I'm too lazy to go to the store, so after my morning shit, I had to take a shameful shower.
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a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.
similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.
shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.
Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.
The awkward pants-around-your-ankles shuffle you are forced to do when the last person didn't replace the toilet paper and the spares are far out of reach.
Curse you brother for forcing the waddle of shame upon me! Replace the toilet paper when you finish the roll!
To make someone feel bad about themselves for being stupid.
Jane was totally brain shaming Kate for turning up on the wrong night.
Anthony stop brain shaming your boss or you’ll never get promoted.
When you participate and win a street race, the car you were racing makes a turn on the next street without acknowledging your win with a thumbs up or anything of that kind.
I was going to race him again, but he made the turn of shame!
An intense feeling of self hatred and shame one will receive after masturbating, often when they have masturbated to something that may be considered deviated or weird.
The feeling I get after I masturbate to intense Triple Fisting is referred to as Masturbation Shame.
Dick shaming is when women (mostly teenage girls with no concept of sex) complaining about the dick size of a man.
Brenda tweeted to her friends about her boyfriends penis size, totally dick shaming him.
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