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Similar to "jerking your chain", this is phrase is used to say "just kidding". It is rooted in the common helpdesk response to "Check your spam (email box)" when an intended email did not reach it's destination. As if the recipient did not think of that...; Shortened version: jus' chanckin'
Maybe you should log off and reboot in safe mode....nah, just Chanckin' yer Spam. Your computer's fucked.
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Extremely intoxicated
synonym of mad wae it, steamin',
pronounced oot yer boacks
ned wan: Aw man ah wiz pure wasted last night, pure chibbed some daft cunt
ned twa: Oot yer box man, wanae mug that old bint comin oot the gala bingo
ned wan: aye man, lets pure smash her cunt in
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when you pop something in your anus or even the rectum which is the same thing.
Billy was a fag so he loved to pop things in his ass
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Get out of my business. Or, if someone switches who they fancy due to an uncalled for interference (aka the person of interest gets a significant other) so that person switches lanes because now they know they aren't going to get to date that person.
Sara really liked Nick, until he started dating Madeline. Now, she is switching lanes and hitting on Tyrone!! Make up your mind, and stay in yer lane!
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Scottish insult: "Your father is a representative of the Avon company"
The peak, the maximum, the be-all and end-all of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you. Use sparingly against enemies.
"Yer a tit"
"Fuck off pal, yer da sells the Avon"
*kills self*
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Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"
Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.
Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement
See also: yer da sells the avon
"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"
"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"
"Cunt"
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