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When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.
Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!
Edging yourself while your saggy balls are sucked down a flushing toilet. As the bidet power washes your asshole.
Have you joined the Dumbo Bidet mile-high club?
The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.
1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.
2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.
The act of simulating a woman's vagina with your fingers to the point of orgasm in such a vigorous manner that she ejaculates and defecates herself at the same time.
Johnny pulled a reverse bidet on Sally last night and she was completely embarrassed, they had to throw away the sheets.
When guys clean the shit stain inside their toilets by pissing on it
Mom: Wow your toilet is very clean
Son: thanks mom I've been doing the reverse-bidet
When a man is urinating in a toilet and uses his stream of piss to pressure wash streaks of poop off the bowl.
I clean my toilet using the reverse-bidet method.
When Rhett and link became a chocolate fountain, and the liquid chocolate went up links ass, then Rhett proceeded to get down on his knees and open his mouth for links gooey goodness
“It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do, which is called a badonk or a chocolate bidet”