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The act of doing something you know you'll regret immediately after.
"I always knew it was a terrible idea to vote 'leave', I guess I was just behaving British."
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That's a load of BS Ladyperson, the Muslims hated everyone long before there was a British Empire.
The Empire was the most glorious institution in known history. They say the sun never set on it; this was because it covered so much of the earth's surface (east/west) that there was never a time when it was not daytime in some part of the empire.
Britain's power and Empire was founded upon its powerful navy and its command of the seas, something which itself grew out of its status as an island nation.
Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the waves! Britons never never never shall be slaves!
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The most experienced, disciplined and loyal army in the world. Truly the Best.
Plus, unlike the Americans, we do not blow up our allies in combat!!!
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A fluffy species of cat hailing from the UK (hence the name), they are also known as the British Blue because of their blueish gray fur. There are two very famous British Shorthair cats in pop culture. The first being Church, the cat from the 1989 horror movie Pet Sematary. The second being the British Shorthair used in the "I Can Haz Cheezburger" picture that kickstarted the LOLCat phenomenon
I'd like to adopt the British Shorthair, he's so cute!
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British Culture includes
Mad sesh
Bad Man Tings
Roadmen
Writing your friends number somewhere and then putting "ring for a good time"
greasy food
football
British Culture is amazing :)
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Anyone who doesn't live in England who constantly tosses common Britishisms into their chat, Live Journal, comments ect. in attempt to make themselves appear much more worldly than they actually are. ANY American who uses the words bollocks, wanker, arse, snarky and ruddy when they've never set foot outside of their beloved Wisconsin/New Jersey, much less the United States. A Britishism Whore will more likly than not write in their LJ about the ROW they had with one of their ex MATES when she requested a change in the foremat to something more readable, "...but the RUDDY COW couldn't be ARSED to do it! She was being a RUDDY COW, FULL STOP!!!"
Potter Heads, Lord Of The Rings fans, some stray Emo kids and a surprising amount of Mods are guilty of being Britishism Whores. This special breed of whore incites allot of ammusement from those who can see right through them (everyone).
Raboflavin went apeshit over the use of "Britishism Whore" and promptly deleted it because it was too revealing of her true whore-y identity.
Riboflavin: this article is shit! I said it was shit and it still is! *stamps foot* Waahhh!I'm gonna go WANK in the corner! *wangst wangst wangst*
Zuniga: Er...yeahhh...
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bitter, sarcastic, and dry humor.
very, very, blunt.
usually understood better by those of a more intelligent breed.
actually quite funny.
offended lady:
the joke that arse made was so rude!
random bloke:
oh, it was just a bit of british humor!
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