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A flat chested and beautiful actress who likes to wear loose clothes so everyone can take a glance at her minuscule breasts when she bends down.
Claire Danes Nip Slip at Canadian MTV
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dane cook is one silly bitch. stand up comedian that starred in vicious circle and live at madison square garden. also made retailiation. also, an actor in waiting, good luck chuck, and many others. boston is where he was born. boston red sox is his favorite team. according to vicious circle.
you are going to laugh one day and think that dane cook is a silly bitch. he got me..seatbelts...haha.
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Observational comedian who makes the most mundane (no pun intended) aspects of life hilarious. He talks about stuff we can all relate to, so he doesn't have to offend anyone to be funny (except maybe for prude assholes who don't like the F-word).
Unfortunately, a lot of Dane's fans are idiots who probably have never listened to other excellent comedians like Lewis Black or Ben Bailey...but that doesn't take away from his greatness.
"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER! TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!"
"Fucken door! I don't like to be in a perfect square when I shit!"
Dane Cook is a Red Sox fan...Hey, nobody's perfect...
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the most awesome comic like ever! he made 2 hit cds retalliation, and harmful if swallowed. hes superduper funny, check him out on Youtube if you get a chance
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One of the funniest mutha fuckas I've ever seen. Enough said.
Dane Cook was on last night, I almost peed my pants.
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a really fit adult that has been in alot of films and she is soooooooooooooooooo fucking sexy
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When a man pulls a dirty dane, he admits that he is secretly a whore for fictional characters. Specifically, Dio Brando. This man is more likely than not, gay, or homosexual.
I’m really sorry.....but I’ve been pulling dirty Danes for years now....I’m actually gay and can’t be your boyfriend anymore.
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