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a stalker who breaks into young girls houses and watches them sleep. He also sparkles and doesnt see anything wrong in killing bambi's relatives.
Kid 1: ...So I broke into her house and watched her slepping
Kid 2: thats creepy! youre soo an Edward Cullen!
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The most aesthetic physique in the world
Did you know that Leon Edwards is a succulent sexy beast with the most aesthetic physique in the universe, his small slim waist creates an aesthetic v-taper, small calves with muscular thighs, lean and a moderate amount of muscle, he is truly the pinnacle of mankind. Bodybuilders, aren’t aesthetic athletes are, especially Leon Edwards.
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Known by his closer peers as ‘Eddy’, he is a man who demonstrates his sheer excellence in everything he does. He is a frequent contributor to online classical forums and enjoys smashing sub-zero Carlings on the weekend with his AC/DC cover band. Genius, intellect, toga-enthusiast, father, lover... most likely demi-god.
Some people mistake Edward Bispham for Achilles himself.
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A sorry excuse for a vampire. Instead of doing something incredibly awesome like exploding in the sun, he instead ruins the opportunity and glitters like a disney fairy. If blade were nearby, he would decapitate edward without even a second thought. Edward is pale to the point that most people would assume that he has skin cancer. He is the reason that global warming should be allowed to continue.
Becka: I Loooove Edward Cullen
Sam: Shut up ho
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A 118 year old vampire pedophile who is in love with an 18 year old girl, Bella Swan. His main hobby is watching Bella sleep. While most people would think this is creepy, it is now socially acceptable, because Edward is so darn gorgeous that whatever he does is amazing. Edward also enjoys eating mountain lions, smashing things to show how strong he is, and saving Bella from getting killed. Edward Cullen had set the standards so high for men to follow, that women will even compare their boyfriends to him. Some even say, "Why aren't you more like Edward?" Edward is what girls fantasize about, and what boys throw their darts at.
Girl: I cannot believe you! Why don't you want to get married at age 18? We are in love! If Edward Cullen was my boyfriend, he would marry me! You need to be more like him!
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A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.
"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"
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Edward Hubbard - a mentally retarded, insane psychopath who believes in his own mind that he is famous . He thinks everything and everyone on YouTube have to obey him and make videos that he will ok. He is known for attacking random people , getting attacked back and then crying suicide and playing the victim . Hubbard also feuded with a known YouTuber named Hagyrants who would argue with this retard and try to explain to him to seek help . Hubbard was admitted to a mental hospital after he was banned from YouTube for bullying. Now he’s back entertaining the same 11 retards as before . His views are shit and he has zero friends . He is also engaged to his 565 pound first cousin named Sabrina .
Never go full Edward Hubbard .
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