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a loser that was an accident, and there parents could not be bothered to think of a real proper name. they are unloved by everyone, but they do not realise themself. they also try to make the world a better place but do the opposite.
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if you come across a matthew in your path you are very unlucky. they tend to be very unloyal and like to completely disregard your feelings and your opinions on certain situations. if you ever have a matthew as a boyfriend terminate it immediately as they tend to break hearts after making you fall in love with them first.
who made you fall in love with them then left and tried to worm there way back in after realising what they lost?
Matthew
Fuck you matthew xx
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A common male name in English Speaking Countries. The name is also used in the Christian Bible as a name for one of the four Gospels.
Matthew has just scored a goal!
Matthew! Come back here!
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A dumbass, who is really annoying, and almost is a total douche bag.
Girl 1: Stop being such a Matthew.
Boy 1: You did not just go there.
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A gay or homosexual boy who like sticking there huge nose up another mans ass
Wow is he pulling a matthew?
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Greek for eternal sex god. Hes sexy athletic hot and he gets all the girls. anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts. Hes that one guy who can catch a shoe on his foot even though his foot is 2 sizes bigger.
What nobody knows about Matthew is that hes rescues Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and intercepting missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee. He secretly is a superhero at night. He has a nice toothbrush. Hes so sexy he gets laid everynight.
Girl 1: OMG I want to make love to Matthew
Girl 2: Well u can't
Girl 1: y not
Girl 2: im his wife and I make love ro him everynight
Girl 1: ur so lucky😔
Girl 2: IKR😏
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A guy who tells a girl he loves her than goes and breaks her heart so he can date her best friend and ruin their friendship. He doesn't have the balls to tell anyone how he feels. He prefers to date gross sluts that are posers and need a life. He is also a homosexual secretly.
At man sleepovers, he screws all his friends vigorously. He is also a nasty, white trash, smoker who needs to be shot. NOW!
Lets have a man sleepover!
Okay, but don't invite Matthew!
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