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The act of Fisting a vagina followed by the insertion of an erect penis. Once both the fist and the penis have met inside, the hand jacks off the erection. This act is done by one male to one female.
For example, "The only way we both could get off was by throwing her the Hidden Mitten."
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Next to camel toe as in the physical view of a woman's vagina in yoga pants showing protruding lower lips
Rasta John: "Who wouldn't want to slip into a sloth mitten."
When you shit in a mitten, and proceed to fist a female with it
“I gave this girl dirty mittens last night, she loved it
When you stick your dick in a girls ass and your fist in her vagina at the same time then jerk yourself off from inside her.
Dude, I totally gave myself a Canadian mitten last night with that girl!
breasts, generally of the smaller variety
Veronica's dress fit like a glove, putting every inch of her body on display, from her subtle posterior, to her perky little sweater mittens.
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The act of smoking weed or wanting to smoke weed.
"Let's go kick some mittens."
"Hold on im kicking mittens."
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Step 1: find a chick with ass-gape like you read about
Step 2: get elbow deep in that shit
Step 3: Bang her from behind
Step 4: Jerk yourself off with your flesh mitt.
After I successfully performed the flesh mitten on this chick I called every member of my family to tell them how fucking sweet time I am.
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