Somone who likes to have ass-sex with muppets.
Bert and Ernie are ass-muppets.
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"Last night I was giving a muppet to this girl. Now I can't shake hands at business dinners."
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A person who is in a position of authority, the bringer of woe and disarray yet of a simple nature; hereby making them a doom muppet.
______ told me to do ______ but, ______ is already doing it. Man ______ is a right doom muppet!
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1 - A person who has sex with or masturbates to muppets
2 - See Arsehole, cuntbag, dickhead, dickshit, motherfucker, cunt, homo, idiot, jerk, pig, fucktard, arseclown etc..
John Key is a muppet Fucker
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Jimmy soon noticed that stacy din't give him just a normal blow job, she was Muppet necking him.
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A muppet rejected from the muppet show because it was "too ugly".
Matt Martina is the definition of a muppet reject
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replacement for/variation of "mother-fucking"
"What a muppet-flippin' jerk!"
"I'm the muppet-flippin' best at shuffleboard!"
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