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When a man puts a heavy of cinnamon on his penis and slaps his women in the eye then does anal with her till she voids her bowels
Hey I'm feeling really dirty tonight wanna do a Indonesian cinnamon pelican.
Common name for the Australian Ibis, also know as the bin chicken
Look at the dirty land pelican, eating out of that rubbish bin.
This is the glorious act when male partner is taking his female mate from behind and at first surprises her the ring finger in the anus gladly surprise her with the same finger in her mouth and rips her cheek back so she looks back at him and for the grand finale rams her in the anus.
"Hey bro I was chilling with Brittany tonight and I was hitting it from behind doggystyle I just had to do it ,I gave her the old Rusty Pelican hook and guess what she wanted it again"
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a name given to some-one who has put far too much gel in their hair in attempt to get a girlfriend
guy 1 "hey see Micheal his trying to get laid ha!"
guy 2 "Oh yeah how do you know?"
guy 1 "hes got a bit of a pelican head on him!"
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Similar to a spring board but relies upon the kinetic energy of pelicans instead of springs.
"The installation of pelican boards in all our new swimming pools has brought much joy to the formely unemployable pelican population of our ficticious city" ~ The Mayor of a fictional city
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Sno-Caps candy, those little dark chocolate wafers covered with tiny white orbs, so named due to their resemblence to bird crap. Sold in every movie theater and drive-in on the planet.
Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds.
Yo, Bro, when you go to the snack bar, get me a Zahwedge and a box of pelican poo-pellets.
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When you are over worked or in deep trouble. It is a variation of "knee deep in shit" but adds the assumption that it takes longer to "get" knee deep is pelican piss then it takes to with shit, thus you have been over worked or in deep trouble for a longer period of time.
I am having a long day, I am knee deep in pelican piss over that late report!