racist term used to degrade other races or just pertaining to a frickin lazy guy.
you lazy porch monkey get your ass back to work
smear your dick in icy hot and then proceed to fuck her up the ass.
she was walking funnny after the scorched porch?
A Amish rocking chair with a rocket engine
The only way to achieve space flight without electricity is with a porch rocket
A knuckle dragging, mentally deficient bouncer/security at a bar, pub or club
be nice to the porch monkeys otherwise you will get your head kicked in.
This is not a racist term im taking it back it doesnt mean nigger or refer to black ppl in anyway its just a person that chills on there porch alot so stop being a faget and thinking porch monkey is bad. Im takin it back porch monkey 4 life
John Smith sit on his porch all day he really is a porch monkey
It's someone who yells at you or indulges in other dickish behavior toward you from the safety of their porch.
Old man River is such a porch dick. We're not even near his lawn, the sidewalk is for EVERYBODY !!
In a blended family, these are children of no blood relation fro. A former marriage...a porch kid is a step beyond a step child
I took my porch kids to the concert.