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porch monkey

racist term used to degrade other races or just pertaining to a frickin lazy guy.

you lazy porch monkey get your ass back to work

by BladeIII May 07, 2008


scorched porch

smear your dick in icy hot and then proceed to fuck her up the ass.

she was walking funnny after the scorched porch?

by the law August 27, 2006


Porch Rocket

A Amish rocking chair with a rocket engine

The only way to achieve space flight without electricity is with a porch rocket

by Chris "lilwang" Reich November 14, 2008


Porch Monkey

A knuckle dragging, mentally deficient bouncer/security at a bar, pub or club

be nice to the porch monkeys otherwise you will get your head kicked in.

by CaptainHurricane June 13, 2011


porch monkey

This is not a racist term im taking it back it doesnt mean nigger or refer to black ppl in anyway its just a person that chills on there porch alot so stop being a faget and thinking porch monkey is bad. Im takin it back porch monkey 4 life

John Smith sit on his porch all day he really is a porch monkey

by Stunner August 10, 2006


Porch Dick

It's someone who yells at you or indulges in other dickish behavior toward you from the safety of their porch.

Old man River is such a porch dick. We're not even near his lawn, the sidewalk is for EVERYBODY !!

by Xev Savage March 11, 2015


Porch kids

In a blended family, these are children of no blood relation fro. A former marriage...a porch kid is a step beyond a step child

I took my porch kids to the concert.

by poppy3415 July 02, 2019