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One of the largest and longest-lengthed rivers on the continent of North America. It runs from the city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania all the way to the very southern tip of Illinois at a town called Cairo, whereupon it pours out into the Mighty Mississippi River.
It covers a length of well over 300 miles and creates the northern border for Kentucky and West Virginia, separating them from the rest of Midwest. This major waterway has been the lifesource for the people who have resided in this large Ohio River Valley since the dawn of the 1800s, and the Native Americans who predominantly occupied the region beforehand. The riverboat traffic on the Ohio as well as the major freshwater source was the number one reason for the development of such huge cities and large towns along the Ohio River. See Owensboro, Evansville, Cincinnati, Huntington, and Louisville.
The Ohio River as been used in trafficking supplies of natural resources like coal to other areas, as well as troop transports during the War of 1812 and the Civil War.
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This starts off with a guy taking a shit on the upper part of a girls back. The guy then slides in between the girls legs on his back and begins to masturbate. The chick straightens her back and the shit slides down her back and onto the masturbating mans cock. After all the shit has slid off her back she then squats over the man and pisses on the poopy dick leading to a gigantic orgasm for the man.(Assuming you like masturbating with piss and shit)
God Dammit, that fucking hooker I bought for Don's bachelor last night charged me an extra 100 bucks to give him a Rock River.
This term comes from The Rock River which runs through my hometown of Rockford, IL. It is dirty and consists mostly of the piss and shit from the Nascar hillbillies that live here and boat on it.
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The Best damn festival in the world.. 3 days of reggae music alcohol, every drug known to man, and women walking around with their cloths off
Holy shit i couldnt see straight for the next two weeks after reggae on the river
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A Texas Hold'em term. It is where someone with a weak hand manages to get a very nice hand at the last possible moment (ie. the River), completely defeating your previously-good hand.
I stormed out of the casino after being river raped 5 times in a row!
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One of the hottest men on the planet.
Duh... Does anything else need to be said about this man?!
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The richest, most prestigous neighbourhood in Houston, Texas. A fuckin tite ass hood
Dude your'e from River Oaks?
Fuck ya bitch i from tha muthafuckin RO!
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River that starts in Hopkington and dumps out into Boston Harbor, seperating Boston and Cambridge. If you go to the Charles, you will likly see some smuck floating around, maybe a few condoms and dead birds as well. People row on it when its now winter and completely frozen over. It is famous for the Head of the Charles, a huge rowing regatta with tons of teams.
It is incredibly filthy, but I have swam in it and I am still alive today.
Son: Mommy, I touched the water in the Charles River with my finger.
Mom: Oh no, let's go to the hospital.
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