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The hands of an extremely obese woman. i.e. for use of shoveling chips into ones mouth.
"Rosie belted Len to the floor with her chip shovels."
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When you pull out of a girls ass and you have shit caked on you foreskin, you are said to have a bad case of shovel dick. This is because your dick now looks like a shovel after you've been digging a whole with it.
Mark had shovel dick after a night out with his mother.
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The state or condition of being near death. Exhausted or completely worn out. Passed its useable life.
The doctor referred to his terminal patients as "shovel ready"
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A very ugly critter looks almost as it has been beaten in the face with a shovel continuously. Usually found terrorizing inncoent souls in her presence, resides in 629 horan hall. Do not attempt to make contact, it may seem harmless but the screech of its voice can make even the stongest man cry.
Sean:Hey Kara did you see that hidious girl yesterday?
Kara:Uhh yeah, she was a complete shovel face.
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The English translation for para la pinga....Meaning go to hell...or Fuck
The other day I stubbed my toe and screamed..agghh shovel dick.
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When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.
The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's
NOUN: a shovel made for beating alligators.
VERB: the act of a Floridian beating ass with a shovel in a way that would scare away an alligator. (i.e. ending of Monsters Inc.)
Trailer Son: "Mama! Another gator got in the house!"
Trailer Mom: "Another gator?! Gimme that shovel! Come here!"
Trailer Son: (as his mother repeatedly whacks Randall with the shovel) "Get him, Mama! Get that gator!"
Randall: "Aaaahh!"
Randall learned the meaning of an ass whooping from the gator shovel.