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A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."
"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."
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Something an egotistical person wears to show they did something "great".
Voter: *Wears a "I voted" sticker*
Voter: *inside their own head* Yeah! I'm the best person in the world because I voted!
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As said by the Rockman in “The Point”; “A Point in every direction is the same as No Point at all”
Doris: look at all those bumper stickers!
Dad: we all know what that says about bumper sticker activism!
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When your friend sends you an outrageous amount of bumper stickers on facebook
Dude, why did you bumper sticker rape me? I don't want 200 stickers on my wall
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to search nonstop for pointless bumper stickers to send your friend.
"Last night, i was bumper sticker fishing for 2 hours straight"
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Baby on board stickers are stickers that you stick to the rear window of a car to indicate there is a baby in there.
the intention of the sticker was to indicate that there is a baby in the car so if the car ends up in an accident, people who see the sticker will take the baby out first as a priority. But no! this cringe that you stick to the rear window of your car makes every driver thinks you are one of these distracted rushing parents that are usually reckless at driving and don't want their insurance going up if they get them selves in an accident, they usually blame the other driver/s because "Baby on Board!" duhhh! Having that sticker on their car which makes the other driver/s the reckless twat/s on the road to them when it is the driver with the Baby on board sticker being the reckless cunt. When we see cars driving on the road with these stickers on, we try to stay away from them as much as possible.
Driver: Look there is a car with a baby on board sticker.
Passenger: stay at a safe distance from them, this driver is a reckless distracted cunt on the road, if he/she causes an accident with you, you will get all the blame because duhhhhh! "Baby on board!".
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When you realize, at the end of January, that the Christmas gifts you received were not genuine Dolce and Gabbana (D&G) they were Dollar General (DG). The stickers, logos and emblems are bogus, fake and you've been punked!
Kelli- Damn Momma', all that stuff you got me for Christmas was from Dollar General not Dolce and Gabbana!
My friend Karlee saw it and now my whole class is laughin' at me!
Momma- Well darlin' I thought it was what you were askin' for with the big D and G and all! That's sticker shock delay fer sho'.
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