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A Sticky Witwicky is when you have had some happy time and end up finding sticky bits of semen everywhere. Named after Sam Witwicky from Transformers
Oh dude I just found another Sticky Witwicky on my jeans, i shoulda cleaned up better after my happy time
When someone busts a nut in the snow.
Guy 1: Dont pick up the sticky snow
Guy 2: Oh god I already touched it
Guy 1: Get the fuck away from me
Guy 2: *Throws snowball*
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Gut 2: Well its the sticky snow
to ask people to hook up with someone you like
you are telling me to get tuition. why don’t you get a… why don’t you get a tuition then?
because, sticky link is just to ask people to hook up with someone that you like!
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The act of ejaculating onto your own foot, then flicking into the girl's face, a la scoring a soccer goal.
Did you bang Marissa last night?
Yeah, I was feeling especially limber after my workout, so I gave her the sticky pele.
Too bad SportsCenter won't put that on the Top 10 Plays.
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When a girl is on her period and gets too
bitchy, after having sex, her boyfriend takes his bloody penis and slaps it across her face and tells her to shut up and take his sticky red vine.
My boyfriend thought I was being to b*itchy so he told me to eat his sticky redvine.
a left over porno magazine that is filled with semen.
i keep my Sticky Magazine in the bathroom.
A term created by the US Congress to refer to Toyota Motor's sticking accelerator pedal recall of 2010. More frequently the term is used as a form of slang to describe a man's sexual emission on the terminal portion of a limb which bears weight and allows locomotion of his male/female companion, commonly referred to as a foot job.
Jerry: Yo guy! You bang that chick last night?
Jim: No man, tried to bang her but only got a sticky pedal.
Jerry: Nice!
Jim: WORD