Someone who goes around beating people over the head with bad science they heard on a Youtube video without any idea what science actually is or how it works. It's often used to make a prejudice claim against Christians.
"Um, like, did you know that ants have been proven to make a call similar to a whales sneeze, like I have proof. D-news did a study or something."
"Praise be to D-news, EBSCO thumper."
Noun: A basic type female that prefers the thug life kind of guy. This type of basic female is often found going from guy to guy has no job may have a few kids and listens to the top 20 rap battles of 2001 on replay.
Ugh, Devin is such a thug thumper.
The person who will take pleasure in vigorously knuckle slapping a mans testicles
I do like a good sac thumper every now and then. When im feeling saucy, that is....
Strangely obsessed with horses.
"Jenny is such a horse thumper, she attempts to know more than others"
I awoke in the morning and the blue veined thumper was knockin'
Vegans that go around pushing their opinions and beliefs on everybody when in reality no one gives a fuck.
I am not going out with her, she’s a fuckin’ vegan thumper
It’s not the biggest but it’s a good length but the real strength in this specimen is the speed and time it’s used, that’s why it’s called the thumper
Veronica: I had sex with Willem last night, he was huge
Ava: I had sex with Andy. Andy’s Thumper isn’t the biggest but it gets the job done