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Bless you

The phrase with which people respond to your sneezing, either to show that they're religious or that they've no idea what it actually means.

You: Achoo
She: Bless you
You: Thanks for taking the opportunity and letting me know that you're religious.

by fierbutterspark July 19, 2017

20๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


God Bless

Use this statement after any insulting phrase and it takes any harm that would have been inflicted away.

โ€œSorry about that ugly dress, god bless."

by Virginia C May 3, 2007

68๐Ÿ‘ 103๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blessed Sacrament

Blessed Sacrament has some of the sweetes, caring people ever. However, there are some bss students who aren't. You shouldn't judge us on what are classmates do. There are some of us who aren't annoying valley girls.

bss student-like totally for sure!
2nd bss student- i just got a manicure!!
3rd bss student- stop being weird

by annabelle May 7, 2005

19๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blessed by Methuselah

In the movie Noah, Emma Watson is given the blessing of Methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.

Damn, that bitch has lots of kids.

Yeah man, she's been blessed by Methuselah.

by Jack Johnson and Russ Turner September 21, 2014


Pecan Blessing

A pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman's breasts then going about by rubbing his unshaven testicles in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the testicles dry of his urine.

"My girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off"

by Belowmeh September 26, 2011


Blessing the Tea

Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.

I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.

by poopygrim February 2, 2011


yur bless?

sum dumb shit toronto mans say

toronto man: ay gang yur bless?
civ: what the fuck are u saying bro

by jr2oppy June 7, 2023