you're buns

a way of calling someone pathetically terrible at what they are/do.

Ex: Bobby fields the grounder from second base, then turns and throws it directly at the ground in front of him, Tommy responds with, "You're buns my dude!"

also can be shortened to simply "Buns"

Ex: Bobby's hand shoots directly up in geometry to answer a question.. Mr. Smith - "Bobby can you tell me what the y is if its supplement is 40? " Bobby - "its 50 right?" Mr. Smith - "nope Bobby that would be its complement." Tommy - "Buns."

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wee buns

Something that is easy, such as a task. Originated as slang in Northern Ireland.

"How was your driving test?"
-"Meh, wee buns!"

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beat the buns

to have intercourse or court someone

I'm going home to my woman and beat the buns.

cummy buns

A. When someone has their ass ejaculated on.

"Bitch I juss' gave you da cummy buns."

bun off

A lighter version of the more common "fuck off". Its connotations are more friendly.

"Oh bun off, George"

poopy buns

An ass with poop smeared on them.

Blaine aquired poopy buns by forgetting to pull his pants down before shitting.

Temple Buns

The firm, husky, and robust buttocks which one may inadvertently develop through excessive butt-clenching while playing the tediously addicting game, Temple Run. Temple Buns are often debilitating and, in severe cases, confine sufferers to a wardrobe of Assless Chaps and Nicki Minaj Halloween Costumes. Temple Buns are often found in patients diagnosed with Temple Runs, a temporary condition of severe diarrhea, which physicians have associated with neglectful diet during excessive playing of Temple Run.

"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends."

"Bitch, please! I know Temple Buns when I see them. That girl gots to be in the 10 Million Club!"

"Damn, poor thing. Becky, isn't she wearing your Halloween Costume from last year?"

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